Welcome 2012!
Out with the old and in with the new. Alright, I'm here again, over a year since my first "post". Apparently my drive to blog was a little fleeting back then but frankly I have no idea where this entry will lead either. However, I keep being told that I need to write a book about my dating experiences? Well I'm not sure anything I have is book-worthy, but certainly entertaining material for all my friends.
So what the hell. I can type about it on here right?
Because it's the new year, everyone thinks I need to "stay positive, be a glass half full kind of person" ::said with BIG smile--gums showing, eyebrows lifted...UGH ..well in most regards I a positive, happy and goofy girl. But I think after you read about my dating life from 2011, you'll understand where all my cynicism comes from.
For starters, let me share some basic info about me and ground rules:
Basic info:
20-something
College degree
Good job
Self sufficient
Love to read, love to dancing and sing (GLEE!)
Workout regularly
Watch reality tv and like it, yeah--so what?
Straightforward, funny(i think?!), realist
High expectations (some people might say demanding)
Talkative
Now on to my --Terms of Reference (TOR):
The Queue- my so called line or pool of men that I'm somewhat interested in at any given point in time. Usually I don't consider them part of the queue unless I know they're somewhat interested as well- otherwise that's a crush, and those are a major time suck.
Deal Breakers:
Lives with Mom and Dad-- no it's not ok that you're 29 and "saving money". What have you been doing the last 6 years since you graduated, huh?? Get a saving account and sign a damn lease!
Smoker: I don't even know you and the last thing I need is your disgusting breath and smoke finding its way to my lungs to slowly kill me and my unborn children.
Doesn't want a family, doesn't like family time, doesn't like kids or looking at pictures of cute things like kids with puppies or just puppies in general.
Doesn't exercise. I don't spend hours in the gym for the fun of it...okay, yes I do, but that's besides the point. I didn't sculpt this ass so you can grab MY firm glutes but and I get some flabby ba donk a donk? Um no.
Doesn't have a college degree, no further explanation needed.
Well I think this is a sufficient start for now. I'm sure I'll add to the TOR, but that should help with the next few entries at least.
Tune in next time when I share some exciting emails that I've recieved from some potential, no scratch that, non-potential, suitors.
xoxo
